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Absolute Blue Invitation 1/17/14 - 1/18/14
Absolute Blue’s Governism
Ok, give me one word. Yes, any old word. And I have one. Put them together. Disparate Conundrum. Put that in the Phrase Analyzer. Yep, even that makes more sense than Basketball Diplomacy. But given the elevated status of relatively obscure, much holed, former sports starts and the absurd and exceedingly temporary impact they have on international politics, we thought we’d give it a try. I mean, what the hell…
Skip has put in for ambassadorship to Iceland, due to their health care policies and the probability of margaritas.
Don has applied to be special envoy to Maur-or Less-itania for their low tax rate and numerous topless beaches.
Kevin applied for a position at the Samoan consulate because of its rich culture and because it’s fun to say.
Bill has his eye on the charge de affaire to Ireland due to their working class ethics and reputation for being primarily Republican.
Tom wants to be king of Chicago. Whatever.
It is important to note that the opinions expressed by Dennis Rodman do not reflect the views of Absolute Blue, wholly or individually, Libertarians, Episcopalians or pretty much anyone, I’m thinking…
And it’s finally time for our debut at Matt’s Casbah in beautiful downtown Melbourne, home of the Really Long Happy Hour! Join us Friday 6:30 to 9:30 at Matt’s, at Waverly and New Haven, just across from Meg’s, as it is the only Absolute Blue performance this week. All the more reason to get off your atts and get to Matt’s…
Absolute Blue Invitation 1/10/14 - 1/12/14
Absolute Blue's Vortexting
Once again we find ourselves the envy of the nation. With the rest of the country in an unprecedented deep freeze, requiring many Kentuckians to relieve themselves indoors lest risk losing appendages, most of Maine and New Hampshire cancelled Tuesday and some of Wednesday. But while much of life in the north has come to a standstill, we have our own Solar Vortex to contend with. While we don't have to deal with snotcicles, I mean, really, how do you surf when it's two foot and choppy? The gusty winds make volleyball all but impossible. And forget about local color. With these overcast skies your best bet is the tanning salon. And don't even get me started on fishing. The crappie aren't crapping, the tuna aren't tuning, the grouper aren't grouping, the perch aren't perching, the snappers aren't snapping and the sturgeon aren't stirring. Might as well be in Scranton...
This weekend we move on down the evolutionary line, from cattle to primates, with a Friday night 9 to 1 at Bunky's Monkey Bar in Indialantic, across from Paradise Beach...
Then Saturday it's back to The Old Fish House in Grant from 6 to 10. Don't worry if it's a tad bit chilly, Kevin's got enough Sterno and Jaeger to keep us all toasty...
Absolute Blue Invitation 1/03/14 - 1/05/14
Happy Absolute Blue Year!
The best of all New Years to each and every one! We at Absolute Blue are looking forward to another fruitful year featuring some new innovations from The Worst Band You’ll Ever Love, including a unique style of rap with a Jimmy Buffet feel called flip-flop hip-hop and an alternative to traditional toilet paper which is still awaiting FDA approval. But in the meantime we provide for you a full weekend of musical opportunities…
Friday we’re back at the Tiki Bar in Sebastian (on Indian River Dr, just south of Main St) from 7 to 11…
Then it’s back to Squid Lips in Melbourne Saturday from 7 to 11…
Don goes honk
Bill goes bang
Tom goes boom
Skip goes twang
But there’s one noise
That we don’t know
It’s kinda strange
And might just blow
What does the elk say?
Come find out this Sunday from 4 to 7 at the Melbourne Elks. Your $10 cover goes to veterans and children’s charities and is an easy way to help others while enjoying the inimitable musicality of Absolute Blue in a new venue with good people and cheap drinks. Check out the new Elks! For tickets call 501.2591.
Absolute Blue Invitation 12/27/13 - 12/28/13
Absolute Blue Holinites
We have one order of business this week. To ensure all have a Merry Christmas. You may think that it’s too late but in most of Greenland and parts of Nepal it is still 12/25. So feel free to carry on in that fine holiday tradition as long as it doesn’t include twerking, Kardasians or other felonies…
OK, two orders of business. We apologize for misidentifying the call of the mighty Elk. Instead of the aforementioned ‘Moo’, it in fact creates a more soothing cooing sound. But don’t take our word for it. Come on down to the Melbourne Elks (211 S Nieman Ave) on January 5th from 4 to 8 and see for yourself. Your $10 cover goes to benefit multiple Veterans groups and may or may not be tax deductible. For tickets call AJ at 501.2591. What better way to help other than by cutting loose with The Worst Band You’ll Ever Love? You’ll be glad you did…
OK, one more. Join us for the last performance before New Years at Neptune in Satellite Beach (formerly the Cove) from 9 to 1 Saturday…
We are done.
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